hey loyal readers! today's a list of current goods and bads! hope you enjoy!

good:

mystery science theater 3000
racquetball
t-shirts with the word "fucked-up" on the back
E.L. Fudge cookies
pepsi
ex-girlfriends that still bother to email you back
mike & ike's
people that mention something they saw on my blog
mario kart with anybody else
alayna singing along to the scrubs theme
kickass computer components on the way
hurricanes
good hourlong conversations with someone that used to hate you
advice from an unlikely source
pardon the interruption on ESPN
the st. anger album
knowing my soundsystem beats the shit out of my roommate's when necessary
listening to alayna talk about roommate's physical characteristics
hoang's occasional amusing away messages
slashdot.org
the look on people's faces just before they catch themselves about to walk in front of a bus

bad:

people in general
margaritas
broken promises
not knowing where to put your hair
computers so fucked up they barely work anymore
finances
writing checks
forgetting how to properly go to bed and just passing out *on* the bed
really long emails from the president of your university
people that sing aloud in computer science labs
having to set up a completely new computer from scratch
the ABC network
people sitting active on IM but aren't actually there
polyphonic rings anywhere in public
guys that always have to label other guys either bro, man or buddy in any given sentence
the idea that any time you walk anywhere on campus you have to be on a cell phone

other than that, only some other daily musings for today. breaking news: peach la creme yogurt is "okay" but not nearly as good as raspberry. if you must buy la creme yogurt, stick with raspberry, but if you're at HEB and you see only one raspberry pack left, call 972.567.9948 and ask if it's okay to get the last pack.

in another piece of news, we had this chick in our emerging technologies class get up in front of the class today where we assumed she was gonna talk about her career and IT related things. instead out of nowhere, she's all "alright my real passion is to go around spreading the word about our lord jesus christ blah blah blah." i felt like i was the only one in the room shouting in my head in a big denis leary voice "www.WHATTHEFUCK.com?" i was actually kind of apalled nobody threw anything at her. she was all up there throwing around all those big fancy names for god and it was just quite a scene, man. props to her for following her passion but next time she needs to let us know before she drops that bomb again, hot damn. i think i almost said amen when she was done.

without further ado, let's whip out some badass kevin smith movie quotes:

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

that one's from clerks, and a good one if i might add. i think in some ways it says as soon as you find a girl that can devote everything she can to you, you keep her.

Dante Hicks: But you hate people.
Randal Graves: Yes, but I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?

another from clerks. if you know anybody about me right now you don't have to ask.

Brodie: You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

from mallrats. sometimes don't you ever just feel like saying that when somebody comes to you for advice and you have no idea what to tell them, yet you can't bring yourself to be blunt about it?

Jay: I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that fucked-up bar.

from dogma. kinda sums up how i feel half of every day lately.

Serendipity: When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up.

pay close attention there, kids.

shit y'all, it's 4am! time to pass out!

till the next episode,
justin